the internet's kindly grandfather

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

a welcoming to my tumblr

welcome to this, uh. thing. (i hope it’s a good thing, being here)

i noticed i didn’t really have much information about myself, so i thought i’d share. hi, i’m frank, i’m a minor with a fuck-around-find-out gender* and a fuck-if-i-know sexuality. i’m a bitch and a bastard and a jester and i have the immune system of a victorian child who’s mom is an anti-vaxxer. it’s why i’m on here so much :)
[*it’s a vague he/they maybe he/him situation atm]

i express myself through memes and will cover myself from head to toe given the chance, which is hard because i only ever wear 3 different Clothe. i can only use the internet to type in my funny little memes and lose to my grandma in Words With Friends.

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i only have 2 (two) good photos of me (NOT pictured above) and they were both taken using flash photography, a lightbulb, and powder. neither of them will see the light of day.

i’ve owned a plague mask since i turned 8. i paint in fits of passion, either on a hot afternoon or during the witching hour. one wall of my bedroom is covered floor to ceiling in cutouts and newspapers like i’m trying to solve something. i have a tiny little library filled with whimsical books.

i’ve been informed by my friends that i’m a nerd, in a kind way. i enjoy larping and dnd, but i’ve only ever done one of those in-person. freshman year english i managed to turn every single essay prompt into something about star trek. i recieved no grade lower than an a- on them and my teacher told me she wanted to marry Nyota Uhura.

at any given point i am either overcome with a lecherous rage or i feel nothing at all.

i am so incredibly open to making friends that i want anyone who comes across this to know they can dm me whatever they want, whenever. i will answer. also if you want to send me stuff you think is cool that is a Great Thing to happen too.

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Things I remember reading online that I wish I had screenshotted: Story of a trans guy, estranged from family, who got an invitation to his sister's wedding, but their parents had specified that he'd better come in a dress or not come at all. But they hadn't seen him in almost 7 years and didn't know that not only was he on T and had surgeries, he's a passionate weightlifter.

So if I remember right he sent the sister a heads-up beforehand and the sister was like "holy shit do it", and he showed up in a pink, frilly dress, and sneakers. No makeup, jewellery or anything, just this bulky, hairy dude in a dress for no particular reason.

Their parents, naturally, still got mad despite of him following their exact, specific instructions in order to "not embarrass the family", and after the wedding the sister made sure to pick as many photos of the wedding as possible with the brother visible in them, because it was now a funny family story of bringing the family together by pissing the shit out of their parents.

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All hail the king and queen siblings.

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